Blonde Blog 4 - The Great Copperhead Snake Race

Flip Flop update....
Boss' BFF came in and happen to have on a pair a flip flops. I took the opportunity to ask him did Boss wear Flip Flops and he said yep he sure does. I had the answer to my question ...he likes Soap Opera's.

The Great Snake Race...

After I had my first surgery and had been out for a few months from my famous leg break at the office our resident Red Head decided that I needed a little more excitement. Keep in mind... I was still in a leg brace and was pretty much hopping around on one foot.

Red's son comes to the office to bring her a box of candy and roses. He brought up the roses and the candy and they visited for a bit. After the visit he came and found me and said give him a few minutes that he wanted to surprise his mom with something else down at the car. I said okay I could take care of it and get her down to the car for him. Of course....I was curious of her surprise. BIG MISTAKE on my part.

I go to Red's office and ask her to come with me outside that I needed to show her something. Here we go.....Red's son directed us over to his car and there he was with her surprise. He said look down on the ground. Imagine this... he had a copperhead snake that he had found (right a death) wrapped around the 12th rose from the dozen he had brought up to her. Red immediately picks up this half dead snake and proceed to come at me with it. Holy Crap!

I started hopping on one leg so fast that I would have one the prize at the county fair. I am screaming my head off as she is chasing me around the parking lot. I finally pin myself on the other side of a large truck parked next to a tree. Here I am screaming my head off and she is on the other side with this ranking smelly snake. Yet another time that screaming doesn't get you anywhere! Why don't people come when one screams? I mean seriously there might just be something wrong................a blonde in distress!

Red finally lets me out of my misery and I hop upstairs straight into Boss' office. I am out of breath - red faced - barely breathing and he looks at me like I just got out of that Bridgeway he tried to send me to on my ambulance ride. I begin to tell him my despair and he said sure she did. WHAT? he didn't believe me? Boss said what kind of son would wrap a snake around his mother rose? I said a red heads crazy a*** son. That's what! Sure he said with this glarring look at me.

What he didn't know is that Red decided to take this ranking dead snake and wrap it around the door handle of his jaguar parked in the dark garage. When Boss headed out to open up his car door .....He got the surprise of his life. Hmmm....I bet next time he learns to listen to the Blonde after all!

to be continued....